Wednesday 29 October 2008

THE BLOW UP DOLL MURDERS part four


Trudy Grudy watched Wanker Wotkins play with himself. He was viewing a porno movie. Trudy bobbed up behind him in his chair...
'BBRRRPPP!'
SLASH!
Trudy's pizza cutter was mask taped to her hand, and ran across wanker Wotkins throat. Blood sprayed over his flatmate who was tied up on the floor. Trudy then turned her attention to Skinny Bev, who was cryiing in pain in the absence of his ankles.
'Soorryyy!!' Bev cried.
'BRRRPP!' returned Trudy, bobbing up to him holding Wotkins Adam's apple. She slammed in down Bev's throat until he began chewing it. Soon after watching, Trudy went into the kitchen and turned on the gas. She inflated herself with some and then bobbed back into the living room to the final two rapist killers.
Trudy faced them both...
'BRRPPP!'
Before throwing herself on Wanker Wotkins burning nub end in the ash tray.
BBBOOOOMMMMM!!!!
Flames had engulfed the house, and the clock had just struck midnight.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

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