Showing posts with label Mrs Danaher's english lessons 9GR 1992. Show all posts
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Thursday, 28 August 2008

FRIDAY 13TH PART 1OO 'CURSE OF CASTLE VALE SCHOOL'


(Continuing from Andrew Kimberly's first story.)
There had been a curse on Castle Vale School...
It had been two weeks since Jason slashed and stalked the pupils of 9GR. Now left were Duane, Andrew, Justin, Michelle, Vicki, Steven G. They all gathered for English with Mrs Danaher. We all got our books out, but me and Andrew sneaked down to the technology block to ensure Jason was still lying dead. Andrew noticed the nails were on the floor, plus there wet, black smelly footprints.
'Oh my god!' shouted Andrew.
We ran straight up to English, but Mrs Danaher was hanging by her throat! We found the rest of the class hiding in the Nimbus room!
'Jason's back!' shouted Vicki.
'I know!' answered Greeny.
Meanwhile, Jason found his hockey mask and murdered all of the idiots smoking outside. Miss Coughlin was walking down the corridor, when Jason threw her up the wall and shoved her head in the photocopier. The floor was covered in pictures of her burnt face! Secondly, Jason sliced Mr Whites head off and sent it rolling down the corridor!! Then he found us in the Nimbus room. Vicki screamed and Jason smashed her face through the computer screen.
Jason blocked the exit by piling the computers up against the door! Justin started to cry, so Jason punched a hole through his face! Michelle pushed a bookcase onto Jason. Then we all climbed out of the window onto the roof, and climbed through Mr Sacks window. (All the rest of the School were either dead, or wagging it!)
On the way we met up with Sharon Cox, but she wasn't what we thought she was because she had an axe in her back and fell to the ground dead! For the 100Th time we set off down the corridor and into our form room.
Mr Green was doing the reports, 'How dare you just barge in here! 1 detention for each of you. Acting like babies!'
'Jason's back sir, honest!' I pleaded.
Just then Jason came up through the floor and threw Mr Green smashing through the ceiling!! We ran down to the Foyer. Once there we hid in the dinner ladies coat cupboard. Jason's footsteps were getting closer, and closer...Then the handle turned!
There stood Jason, he threw us all out breaking the door off in the process. Michelle went mad and threw a chair at Jason, but did no good! Jason launched her into the can machine and was electrocuted!! Jason then reached for Andrew, but Andrew was smart. He started to laughing and confused Jason. Andrew scrambled loose, then me him and Greeny made for Mrs Danaher's room again. I looked over towards the window and had an idea from Mrs Danaher, who once said no one could survive that fall!!
I told the rest the plan, and we all got set up! Andrew smashed the safety chain off the window, Greeny put make up on and a hair band, then I stood on the window ledge. Jason stormed in, that's when Greeny started to dance and distract Jason. But Jason spotted me on the window ledge, and pushed past Greeny towards me. The plan was working! Jason pushed me, but I swung round with the window and slammed into Jason who was sent crashing to the solid concrete below.
'YEEESS!!!' we all cried, then called the Police.
Jason was buried in St Cuthberts Church ground.
...One cold musty night, an electricity cable which ran from Pegasus Primary School and the Library snapped. The surge shot the cable manically under the ground, disturbing a corpse!
No one will ever forget Jason...then a finger moved.
End?
Mrs Danaher wrote: 'Horrible, and we got our own back!'

'BASIL' THE GREAT DOG DETECTIVE


There once was a baby dog, who was left out in the cold to die. He was found by an old man who later passed on. The dog grew up to be a detective!
He was on a case. Someone had stolen the Maggot Crystal Zombie Maker.
The dog was talking to his mom, 'Mom, can I have chips before I solve this case?'
The next day out to solve the case of the zombie maker. He came across a shoe, he put it in his bag. The air was fresh and crisp, it was so crisp that you could take a bit of it and eat it. He was hot on the trail of the thief. He then found an empty apartment, he put two and two together and made four. Basil had figured out the thief lived there. He opened the window for some fresh air, he took a sniff then put it back and closed the window!
After he had finished looking at the contents, he heard the door open!
He thought, 'Now's my chance to get a look at the no good lousy robber!'
So he lumbered himself under the bed. The suspect walked into the room and mumbled to himself. Basil lay there under the bed, silently. The suspect was wearing the other matching brown shoe, which Basil found earlier on. Basil froze, as the robber pulled out the all American Maggot Crystal Zombie Maker!
Basil wasted no time. He sped out from the bed and grabbed the suspect.
The suspect was wearing a black velvet mask. He shouted at Basil, 'Hands off! You pimple bottom!'
Suddenly there was a fight! The robber pulled out a sausage and started to hit Basil on the bum!
'I'll get you, you Goonie!'
But Basil grabbed it off him and pushed the robber out of the window and fell 100 feet onto Plasticine. Basil ran down the clouds and tryed to see if he was breathing.
Then the suspect shouted out, 'Ouch! You Goonie!' and began to run away.
Basil caught up with him and ripped his mask off him!!
Basil then shouted, 'I know you! You're Enaud Yelsme, (duane emsley backwards) the ex wonder dog! But why did you steal this for, when you're so good with children?'
Enaud sat down and started to explain why he did it.
'Nobody ever took me serious, I was only known as a stupid dog. Just doing poo's around the streets. Just a name called Wonder. I stole it so I could be famous for something.'
Basil licked his tail, 'But that wasn't the right way to go about it.'
'But then again, I'm just a silly crook now, ain't I? Turn me in if you have too.' replied Enaud.
So they went to the police kennel and locked him up for 5 years. Basil was talking to his partner Foxy, who had been away on holiday on another estate. (instead of being here in my story, I'll kill him lol) they was talking about old times.
Then Captain Rottweiler asked them into his office, he congratulated Basil on his fine work in solving the case! He got a pay rise and was told he could eat his partner, so he did!
He later met up with a Zombie and set up his own robbery busters, no Goonies aloud!
FACT: it is a well known fact that flies lay their eggs in zombies mouths and then hatch into Goonie maggots!
Mrs Danaher wrote: Excellent story and awarded me 3 merit points!