HALLOWEEN 2

'Rob Zombie has pulled it off again. This film is going to be another great creation. Michael Myers is now in 2009.'

THE BLOW UP DOLL MURDERS part four

Trudy Grudy watched Wanker Wotkins play with himself. He was viewing a porno movie. Trudy bobbed up behind him in his chair...

'BBRRRPPP!'

SLASH!

Trudy's pizza cutter was mask taped to her hand, and ran across wanker Wotkins throat. Blood sprayed over his flatmate who was tied up on the floor. Trudy then turned her attention to Skinny Bev, who was cryiing in pain in the absence of his ankles.

'Soorryyy!!' Bev cried.

'BRRRPP!' returned Trudy, bobbing up to him holding Wotkins Adam's apple. She slammed in down Bev's throat until he began chewing it. Soon after watching, Trudy went into the kitchen and turned on the gas. She inflated herself with some and then bobbed back into the living room to the final two rapist killers.

Trudy faced them both...

'BRRPPP!'

Before throwing herself on Wanker Wotkins burning nub end in the ash tray.

BBBOOOOMMMMM!!!!

Flames had engulfed the house, and the clock had just struck midnight.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

TIMMY part five

Jasper n Clyde moved in, swift n deadly. They had found Timmy on the farm. Timmy sat nervously on the branch of the huge oak tree, Billy hid in the shed with a peg gun. Timmy was shaking as they swooped down knocking him off the branch. Timmy flipped in mid air and went after them. Jasper n Clyde were shocked as they seen Timmy eyes glaring. Billy missed them with the peg gun and they went after him. Timmy bombed forwards with his god speed and rammed into Jasper n Clyde. Jasper bit Timmy's wing and Clyde circled round with fangs on display! Timmy homed in like in his peanut practice onto Clyde's eyes, Timmy stayed strong. He could see his mom and dad dying.

'Not this time!!!'

Timmy opened his mouth and smashed into Clyde who was stronger. They both crashed into the tree. Jasper bolted down and hit Timmy. Timmy forced himself up to fly, he was weakening. Clyde was blinded as his eyes rolled out. The taste of blood made Timmy feel sick, but he had Clyde to tend with.

'Now ya fuckin dead!!!' screamed Clyde. He bit Timmy's other wing and he went down. Timmy bit back scrapping with Clyde, but he was too weak. Clyde smirked and showed off his daggers of death. Timmy covered his head with his wings and prayed...

SMACK!

Timmy waited... 'No pain...eh'?

Billy came running over, he had just shot Clyde in the head and killed him!

'Are you alright Timmy?' asked Billy shaking.

'Y,yes...thanks to you.'

Jasper fly towards them, using his sense of smell, Timmy pushed Billy away and charged into Jasper. Jasper fly back and the nail leading up to Billy's tree house pierced Clyde's head.

It was over.

Timmy lived in Billy's tree house happy ever after, feeding on the fruit that grew on the huge oak tree. He was finally free, and it's all thanks to you bloggers!

**MY REASON FOR THE SUDDEN ENDING IS THIS...YOU ALWAYS NEED A FRIEND.**

THE BLOW UP DOLL MURDERS part three

Dirty Terry and Carpethead Kevin were having a whale of a time. They knew nothing of Drunken Bobs demise at the hands of Trudy, the possessed blow up doll from the back streets. Instead tonight, they had polished off a bottle of vodka and some Viagra. They thought it funny to come across a similar blow up doll in a skip, like the one they beat up. Probably insane, Dirty Terry and CarpetHead Kevin took it in turns to have pretend sex with the doll, giggling as they do. DT was performing doggy style and pounding the air out from the doll.

'Poof, poof.'

Then CK took over and flipped the doll on its back, legs behind the ears. Then slipped in his unwashed Penis and began shunting away.

'Poof, poof.'

Now what they failed to notice was it was Trudy lying there, in secret and pretending. But Trudy had a plan...a double murder!

Trudy could also feel the pain and pleasure. In spirit she had a Clitoris, Vulva and could enjoy the pleasure. She screamed a 'BBRRRRPPP!' out as her plastic Vagina friction burned their staffs.

'Ouch! Fuck that!' cried Dirty Terry clutching his droop.

'I aint avin that!' swore Carpethead Kevin, pulling up his Y fronts.

'BBBRRRPPP!'

Trudy's legs moved on their own from her head to the floor and she faced them.

'What tha...?'

Their Penises began swelling up and they screamed in pain.

'BBRRRPPPP!'

Trudy was covered in Anthrax and Asbestos! A local break in at the factory's near by.

'BBRRRPP! Brrrrppp!'

Dirty Terry and Carpethead Kevin fell to the floor choking and scratching. Trudy bounced up off the coffee table sex surface, and bounced to the kitchen. She glanced in the cupboards until she found some Salt and a cheese grater, and then bobbed back into the living room and threw it at double trouble, then grated their ankles away.

'AAARRRGGGHHH!'

Trudy bobbed towards the door, and rose her hand to wave without looking back...

'BBBRRRRPPP.'

TIMMY part three

Timmy cried to himself as his nightmares woke him up. He missed his mom and dad so much and was all alone. He could feel Jasper n Clyde hunting him not far away. He'd promised to prepare himself, and a small boy had been leaving him bread who lived in the house with his family. It had been a few days since Timmy had found this hiding place, and he was happy to have made a friend in Billy. Billy was eleven and had got Timmy the equipment he needed to begin his training.

2 Peanuts

2 Pieces of string

2 2 pound weights

and a bow and plastic arrows for Billy to use.

'Join us in the next two parts where Timmy begins his training with Billy and a show down with the Vampires!'

THE BLOW UP DOLL MURDERS part two

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THE BLOW UP DOLL MURDERS part one

'I can't go out there, they will beat me up!'

Flo pushed Sid away and peered her big goggle eyes through her Victorian windows. 'Blimey, it looks like a young lady.'

The five drunken men stamped and kicked the plastic, that contained little air around. They were like a pack of vicious wolves and attacked until the last air left the squashed form. Flo watched the men walk off and then ran out onto the cobble street. Sid grabbed his farmers cap and followed. They were lost for words as they're eyes cast upon what seemed as some sort of doll!

'Thought ya said it was a girl, love?'

Flow with her hands at her hips, 'Well it bleedin well looks like a girl don't it! Them men must have been more drunk than they though, or crazy. Fancy beating up a doll.'

Sid bent down with cracking knee's, 'It's a sex doll. Like the ones of tha telly.'

'Get out of it dirty sod, this is going in the trash. Stupid men. And don't think you're having a look at her bit, dirty perv. Now in the house with you.'

Sid did as he was told while flow disposed of the blow up doll in the trash. She tutted as she seen the mouth section for oral, butt hole for anal and Virgina hole for straight sex. Then she smiled as she read the dolls name tag. 'Huh, Trudy? Trudy grudy.'

The door was closed, and the night was alive once more. Sounds of inflating, Trudy's war cry...

BRRRRBBB!

The trash lid fell to the floor as she faced her revenge with five drunken men.

Trudy bounce stepped slowly, and moved silent. The only warning is her deflating sound...

BRRRBBB!

And then your dead, she is alive. Trudy, THE BLOW UP DOLL MURDERS!